singsingbluesilver: (so let's be normal)
[ 佐久間竜一 ] Ryuuichi Sakuma ([personal profile] singsingbluesilver) wrote2009-12-10 02:11 am

16... so they say

[ voice | English ]

I guess what they say is true. Talent can be found in the weirdest places. Thanks again everyone that came to our little talent search. If anyone is still interested in joining us, please inform myself or Tohma about your interest. We're still on the look out for people who can manage those with more talent than common sense. Because rock and rollers don't always know what's best for them, and managers do! Even if it includes getting the star up at five in the morning using a bazooka smack to the head!

So anyways, if you need a listening to or a showing off, just leave one of us a message, and we'll arrange a face-to-face cuz those work better than over the communicator thing. Also! Newly arrived and still a performer of some kind? Give me a jingle here and I'll get Tohma involved.

Thanks for listening!

[ He repeats it in Japanese before signing off. ]

[identity profile] suckmycannon.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
I gotta say, some of those auditions weren't half bad. Especially those twins. Oh man I would give my right arm to sign those two up for something. Even just private shows. Damn, Tohma's such a joy-kill.

Managers are like mothers. We always know best. And just like a mother is not afraid to get out that slipper, I am not afraid to get out the bazooka. That's just how much I care after all.

[identity profile] suckmycannon.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately we missed out on an offer for an air guitarist. An offer that I'm quite sure Tohma did not mind missing out on. Well yeah I know, but he doesn't have to be so damn good at it. [She is pouting somewhat. Poor little yaoi fangirl. 8(]

Tracking device? You mean those chips? If they were put in, there's got to be a way to get them out, right? Plus, I really don't know how much damage you could do with a chip taking over your brain. You'll probably just sing off-key or decide to do cover versions of really bad 80s songs... which actually, I think that's kind of like a self-destruct button for vocalists, so yes that would in fact really suck.

[identity profile] suckmycannon.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
I knew something was a little off about him. By "inspired" you mean "knocking lazy heads out of asses, especially if those lazy heads can't work on their own song lyrics"? That's my specialty.

Yeah, figured as much. Makes sense with what that girl that likes breaking things told me. Then we should be in the clear then. Don't worry, your vocal chords are safe and sound. Vocalist explosion from off-key singing shouldn't be a problem.